January 2012
waitress at joe's crab shack has hair like rogue...
5 year old josh is crushing on her
hi. i’m in corpus christi aka hometown of selena (not gomez)
bidi bidi bom bom
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Rutgers University to offer Beyoncé class. →
brb enrolling now
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V/H/S →
I kind of need to see this movie. I’ve seen enough “found footage” films but this one is supposed to be different and stands out compared to Paranormal Activity, etc. It’s being shown at Sundance 2012 and apparently one of the audience members passed out during one of the scenes. (If that isn’t great advertising, I don’t know what is)
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fingolfin replied to your photo: There’s gonna be one less lonely cone
You have deer poop on your ice cream.
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some noises heard in my neighborhood this morning:
dogs barking
children screaming
a loud saw buzzing
hopefully they weren’t all coming from the same place, but idk
yay i had a pretty good time with some friends. i...
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omg did born to die leak already?
i require links.
my dad: your sister hates dances. that's why she didn't go to home depot.
me: .....
my dad: .....
me: you mean homecoming?
my dad: oh yeah.
Ugh when my sister and I play Words With Friends,...
Side note: if you want to play a game with me, send me your username.
“Boo, you whore.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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does it look like i care what the number one song...
i am in bed
i am stretching
my bed is creaking
why is it creaking
creaking is a funny word
i feel like 10000000 lbs
yep
goodnight
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"0% available (plugged in, not charging)"
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jehovah's witness: ¡buenos días! estabas dormido?
me: umm.. sorry, no hablo español..
jehovah's witness: oh that's alright, we'll ask somebody to bring you an english brochure later and.....
me: shit.
It should not take somebody this long to make...
And yet, here we are, 20 minutes later.
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WatchThis will always be the greatest Beyoncé moment ever.
I’ve seen it so many times and it never gets old.
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you guys, i had a dream about somebody texting me...
you know what this means, right?
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“next time I see you i’m giving you a high-five cause hugs are overrated,...”
– profound jonas brothers lyrics
In case my professor tries to rape and/or murder...
Let the record show I am just the young, charismatic and totally cute graduate who has been emailing him but worried when the last email ended with “come to my office and we can figure something out for you and perhaps me too… :) “
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you know what's annoying? when people are like,...
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That little chime after you burn a cd on iTunes is...
It gives me such a sense of accomplishment!
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Watcheek! it’s so pretty
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everything was pizza and nothing hurt.
I'm at my old high school and I don't think...
I feel like Emily Thorne in Revenge.
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Anonymous asked: are you gay?
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kylebeans asked: The fact that you like FuneralSauce makes you slightly less demon-y and a little more cool
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just wondering how my older cousin found me on twitter…..
now i have to read old tweets and make sure there isn’t anything ~scandalous~
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